Hi. I'm Taylor. I wrote this in the third person on a couch.

Taylor Orci is a writer-comedian living in Los Angeles. 

Orci has contributed to the likes of Cosmopolitan, NPR, New York Magazine, The Atlantic, and Slate.com. She's performed in the CBS Diversity Showcase, Sketchfest Seattle, the LA Comedy Festival and the Women in Comedy Festival.

She's also appeared on Comedy Central, Adult Swim, IFC, and other fine places.  

Her comedy video "Bitchy Resting Face" which she wrote, starred in, and produced was #1 on reddit front page 6/11/13. The video also become IMMORTAL on Funny or Die two days after it was uploaded. 

She lives with a very real fear of the sea.